it's been 4 weeks, and the protestors still haven't given up. almost daily there's some sort of parade
down our street with people banging their drums, hollering, and just being obnoxious.
not only are they loud, but it's really starting to stink down here!
when i told my dad about this, he came up with—
10 ways to get rid of the hippies from wall street:
{10} tell them trader joe's just opened in brooklyn
{9} break out the disco music
{8} fantastic sams
{7} institute a no shoes, no shirts, no protest policy
{6} legalize marijuana in new jersey
{5} call in the missionaries to roam about and make small talk
{4} set out soap dispensers
{3} recruit newt to give a pep rally
{2} tell them to go home or their parents are going to stop their allowance.
and the {#1} way to get rid of the irritating hippies from wall street
...offer them a job!
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any other clever ideas?